Stupid Ways Russians Accidentally Died

At the beginning of the war, the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, made a daring statement that Ukraine would fall within 10 days but things happened differently. But as the story gets more and more absurd it becomes clear that the Russians are a very clumsy race and die in all the unexpected, surprising and just weird of circumstances. friendly Greetings to the "Russia Dumbest Ways to Die" show!

One of the most persistent myths is the presumed death of Queen Catherine the Great who is rumored to had died as a result of the temptation to give in to the lady's duty with a horse. Yet it is more of a rumor matching 'they can kill you dumb' than the fact. However, the Soviet people have also been guilty of these strange deaths, ranging from the inappropriate psychic studies to the horrible chemical accidents.

In 1989, E. Frenkel froze to believe himself to be a born psychic, as a result he attempted to stop moving vehicles' passing with his mind, but in a tragic accident involving a freight train he was mortally wounded. Likewise, in 1968, the acting Shift Manager made a shabby nuclear event in Mayak Production Association due to his improvised procedures causing himself death and severe injuries of others.

The fact that Russian troops were sent to Chernobyl even during the Ukraine conflict adds to the absurdity of those actions and shows them digging trenches in the very body they are trying to protect from the effects of radiation (ref. hyperlink: This destruction in association with massive death laying and crisis at the domestic level is a sign that a country is caught in an era of folly and grief.

Nevertheless, the laughter, which is not specific to the harrowing incidents, and suppressed tears bring me relief because the individual stories of death are not deprived of grim yet quite funny details. From a lost bomber, to like in the most inexplicable scenarios, Russians it seems, are an inventive and persistent bunch when it comes to dying deliberately.

Consider the example of a person who wanted to plant a bomb to the apartment of his wife’s ex that all of a sudden he exploded killing himself. But we now see death not as a small scale accident but as something unimaginably huge such as a blasting drill machine costing the life of a construction worker. One of the peculiar things about these concerns is that the greatest shares of the Russian loses as a whole fall on civilians and not Russia's military bear it.

For instance, are those with reasonable intellect not susceptible to such extreme blunders. For example, it is worth mentioning talented college student Sergei whose pleasure seeking led him to experiment with poisons until he almost paid for that with acute cyanide poisoning. Just as a Ukrainian gained a fateful and tragic end by going for a ride inside a rocket impersonating a barrel and ending in an explosion, a Ukrainian student mistook a chemical for his gum.

The world of daredevilry is characterized by pushing the limits with deadly risks, and Russian thrill-seekers traditionally do not fear the waters in which they operate. Who can forget the heinous selfies taken on rooftops that cost a life or the insane automotive intimacy that do not have to be retold? These stories have demonstrated the ultimate foolishness that only a stupid human being can achieve.

Prolonged Russia-Ukraine war shows the russian predaciousness and cruelty just in large way. There is more than half a million of losses and unfortunately, many people other than the dead were wounded by this conflict. This serves as a sad symbol of danger following reckless and blinded passions.

At the day-end, these supposed Russian obituaries, whether man-made or anyway, exhibit an admonitory spirit toward the frailty of life and the otherwise vain mundanity of human glory. Sitting on the international stage and witnessing the intensive tragedy in Ukraine, one can only make the wish that generations to come will make a lesson through the years gone by and learn how to make the world a place where human beings will not be destroyed so arbitrarily.