I'm not into fru fru
Not a fancy pants fan
Just an average guy
A regular man
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Artisanal this
Organic that
Eat too much
And it will still make you fat
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Designer labels
Who gives a crap?
To pay those prices
You've got to be a sap
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Hot yoga and Pilates
A fancy pants dream
I'd rather play sports
Then eat some ice cream
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Charcuterie
What the hey?
Don't be so fancy
It's just a meat and cheese tray
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Soy lattes served by "baristas"
What the duck?
I'd rather eat glass
Or get hit by a truck
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If you find this offensive or objectionable
Well, I will no longer digress
You must be a bit fru fru yourself
Now come on just confess
About the Creator
Jason A
Writer, photographer and graphic design enthusiast with a professional background in journalism, poetry, e-books, model photography, portrait photography, arts education and more.
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